May 2013
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS...
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April 2013
14 posts
monetizeyourcat:
harmalade:
the cracked articles you read in hell
top 5 torments you can’t believe are eternal
creepywhiteguys:
From time to time I get a fan submission that just makes me grateful I haven’t ever received a message this horrible.
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March 2013
42 posts
Rabid dong
shitmystudentswrite:
Atticus demonstrates courage by shooting the rabid dong.
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Eliza Gauger: Now I wish to introduce the... →
3liza:
Now I wish to introduce the following idea. Between the vaults numbered nine and fourteen there occur dwellers who, to certain bewitched wastelanders, twice or many times older than they, reveal their true nature which is not human, but mutated (that is, teratogenic); and these chosen creatures…
“A large asbestos-infested tarantula is believed to be on the loose in Cardiff,...”
– Large asbestos-contaminated tarantula ‘on the loose’ in Cardiff - Home News - UK - The Independent
so there’s a giant fireproof killer spider on the loose in wales
y’all be safe out there (via iamdavidbrothers)
expertcosmotips:
moist
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Inbreeding Common in Early Humans, Deformed Skull...
momgenes:
Thanks for your insights, Deformed Skull
shikajika:
You say Justin Bieber, I say samsung_audio00145.mp3
You say One Direction, I say rutting_call_20/10/09.wav
You say Taylor Swift, I say ro20%ar005.flac
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